Definitions

Adulthood:

Being super behind on the laundry, getting almost caught up, with all of the hanging clean things hanging nicely on hangers, only to have the new bottle of laundry detergent explode and shoot detergent all over said nicely hanging clean things requiring them to go back in the washer.

Love:

Owning six umbrellas for four people and only being able to locate one on the morning it is pouring rain and then giving said umbrella to the tween girl who has a bit of a walk from drop off to the school.

Stupidity:

Struggling to get into your poncho in the car because you gave the only umbrella to the tween only to remember halfway through that particular debacle that you bought yourself a rain coat last year and could have saved yourself all this trouble.