Too Quiet

I knew the kids were a little too quiet upstairs, so I went to check. Issa was quietly working at her art table. She was very focused, so I just slipped past looking for Evan. This is what I found:
That would be a travel bottle of baby lotion being emptied on his leg. He will not need lotion for a year.

Look at that face: "Am I in trouble?" Ironically, his shirt says, "I didn't do it the dog did!" I don't think that works this time.