How?

How?

How does one little boy get this much sucker on his face? It is a mystery. Then again, most of how he gets this dirty is a mystery.

In related news, Evan is learning to wash himself in the bath. Last night he announced, "Tummy, tail, tush, done!"

I heard Brad say, "What about arms, legs, chest, feet, you know, most of your body?"

"It's not really dirty, Dad. I'm good."

Yeah...no. Daddy intervened, but we are a little perplexed how tummy made the dirty list. I am afraid...very afraid.