My kids make me laugh--a lot. They have been with me all week at work, and Evan has been especially full of one-liners.
Me: Evan, you may not eat a chicken leg in each hand. One at a time, dude.
Evan: Says the woman who I will not live with when I'm all grown up and eating a chicken leg in each hand.
Evan: I'm just packing up a hacky-sack.
Issa: You mean hobo sack. That's a hobo sack.
Evan: You say tomato. I say potato.
Me: Time to pack up!
Issa: All of the things or some of the things?
Me: I was thinking all of the things.
Evan: But are you requiring all the things?
At least they keep me laughing.