My children are slightly evil. I took them to the dentist yesterday, and thankfully all is very well. No cavities and they are apparently great brushers and flossers. I have turned this completely over to them, and I have been hounding them about not spending enough time in this arena.
So...at the end of the appointment yesterday, the dentist was very quick to explain that they were doing a great job. And also explained they had shared that I didn't believe they were doing a great job. Apparently I have very trustworthy, perfect children according to the dentist--and I really should believe them. Thanks children.